Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Numb

Laying in bed, wrapped up in sheets
I hug the pillow to my aching heart.
The pain is so dreadful, it spread all over
rendering all my limbs as useless.

Leave me alone, I don’t want to get up.
The sun hurts my red rimmed eyes.
So the shades are shut, and I curl up
as the numbness continues to spread.

Yet it’s still there, the agony I feel.
It washes over me like a wave.
But I can’t move from my position.
So I drown in a sea of grief.
Weakened from to many wounds in life.

Silence is my companion,
welcomed more then a friend.
No more does my mind comprehend.
Confusion reigns as helplessness stays.
My life I wish to end.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

There Are NO Such Things As Ninjas

Hi everyone. I am just leaving a random post on a blog no one will look at except if advertised. I don't plan on doing that.  I am just going to write out one of the many weird convos me and my brothers had while sitting in the back seat of a car going through a drive through at a local fast food place.  For safety's sake I will change their names to Biff and Buzz.

Me: Hey, Biff! Look to your right! What do you see?
*both Biff and Buzz turn to look at the plain white side of the building next door*
Buzz:  I see only a building. What's the big deal?
Me: Noooooooo...It's not JUST a plain white building you know. There is a NINJA camouflaged in there.
Buzz: No there isn't!
Biff:  I don't see anything!
Me: *smugly*  You don't have a trained eye to see such things! He's right there! Posed as a white brick!
Biff: No there isn't! Besides, there are no such things as ninjas!
Me: *gravely* Now Biff. Don't be saying such things! Every time you say you don't believe in ninjas, somewhere in the world, a ninja drops DEAD! The only way to save them is if you clap really loud!
Biff: I DON'T BELIEVE IN NINJAS!!!!
Me: *in  a serious reproachful tone* Somewhere in the world a ninja has just died!
Biff:  I DON'T BELIEVE IN NINJAS!!!!
Me: *sighs* Great! Now look what you have done! Another ninja has just died! And it happened while he was on a mission disguised as a brick and spying on  a couple who were eating breakfast out on the patio.  He probably fell right on to their biscuits!

*Biff and Buzz laugh hysterically and both began shouting out,  "I DON'T BELIEVE IN NINJAS!!!! "*


*sighs*
Yes. It's just one example of the stimulating conversations we have.

But that's not all. We love to watch anime. One fav is Lupin the 3rd. It's a fun and hilarious anime that looks to be from the 1970's. I just love the concept of it. Well anyways, my brothers and I just spontaneously acted out this part from one of the episodes.
This is the part we had the most fun with. Love the melodrama! :P
Sorry for the poor quality. It's the best I could find.
Basically Lupin's two friends/partners in crime believe him to be dead by the hands of a notorious assassin. Of course Lupin is not only a master gentleman's thief but a master con artist too!
*whispers dramaticly*  He is not dead.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Kallista vrs. The Goat

Ann was right. After hours of riding th egoats, they made her take THEM for a pigy back ride.

Here is Kal giving a goat a ride with Pete the chicken, watching.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Kallista and The Lion King

The adult Lion looks like something cross between a beaver and a....a...I don't know what.
As for th egiraff...poor thing....Could not draw him well either.
As for the rest of the critters, use your imaginations. I was running out of time. :D Pretend you are hearing the beggining song of theLion King movie.





Here is another random Pic.



Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Dragona saves Kallista

Somewere in the jungles Kallista is about to become dinner for a den of hungry lions. Out of nowhere, Dragona swoops in, pets a lion and grabs Kallista before the lions know what is happening. He bravely carries her away swinging on a jungle vine.
                                                  Dragona, my hero! ;)





This was a bit hastily drawn. Some detail scould have been better, even if I'm not an artist. :D

Kallista Riding Ann's Goat.

Kallista Riding Ann's Goat. YEEHAAAAAW!!!!!!


Monday, May 2, 2011

Ann the Ninja! Kal as SP

Here she is...ANN the NINJA!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
XDDDDD

This is another random pic. I just decided to draw me as I was dressed for Halloween '10 in my SP outfit.
:D


Mermaid Kallista

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!! A HAPPY PICTURE!!!!
:D


Kallista vrs. the Firing Squad

There is suppose to be more people in the firing squad. But I did not have th etime or skill to draw more.
Anyhow. This is my little art story.






Sunday, May 1, 2011

Doodle art work

So I'm not an artist. But I have been having fun drawing anyways. Same  thing with writing.
Here are a bunch of random drawings I did. I found out I can NOT draw glasses. :P
Anyhow, these made me laugh when I needed to the most. I hope they make all of you laugh too.
In the one pic of Octa and me, he is NOT harming me. Merely holding my oc upside down.
Hmmm...could this be in the future of my story?






Friday, April 29, 2011

Chat's doodle pic art work

Not really an artist. But have fun anyways.
Stuck a moustash on my self portrait. Seemed funny at the time. :P

Next one is Kallista vrs. the shark
:)


Friday, April 15, 2011

Random Quiz

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"Yes, Sir," I say, knowing full well he did not even glance at the guns, which I had seen were in good order. "I will attend to it."


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
The back of my dad's head. Gave it a little rub just for the heck of it. He' s looking weirdly at me now.



3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Adam Sandler's Bedtime Stories.



4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:54 am.



5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:57 pm. Boy! I was WAY off!!! *laughs crazily*


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The neighbor next door who is screaming insanely as she is being attacked by her dog. (A puppy really)


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Running from the FBI. And NO! I do not run a major counterfeit ring inside my house. (I do it else where)


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?
Something wonderful and purple.



9. What are you wearing?
Bubble wrap and a tin foil crown on my head. (don't ask)


10. Did you dream last night?
Yes.


11. When did you last laugh?
When the Judge said I was free to go.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Bloody hand prints and splatter from the brawl I had in my room last night with a girl scout.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
Oh! It's just the BESTEST EVER!!!!!!
*gives a cheesy smile with a thumbs up*
15. What is the last film you saw?
Kill Bill Vol. 2

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A pencil.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I was married to Juan Valdez in a shotgun wedding.
(sorry Dragona)


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would rename Britain, America and America, Kallistiandia: Set myself up as Queen of both. Take over Australia and have Scottish Highland Pipe Bands march everyday through the streets in my honor. 




19. Do you like to dance?
Only if it's the Hokey Pokey.


20. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name.

Esmeralda Ernestine Willamina Henrietta Agnes Sue (for my cute wittle girl)
Boris Virgil Zeke Merriweather Buck  (for my sweet wittle boy)

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Kallista Pendragon's Fashions

Ignore the models please.
These fashions are close to what Kallista would wear.





Focus only on the dress the dark haired girl is wearing.

Her Ninja outfit

For dressier occasions.


Kallista Pendragon's full profile on Bio Rama.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Jacky Faber

My favorite series after the SP series is the Bloody Jack Series. It's EPICA!!!!
It's about a young British girl in the earth 1800's who disguises herself as a boy to be a ship's boy on a ship, to save herself from starvation.
The series is action packed, thrilling, touching with lots of crazy things done by Jacky herself. Full of humor. It's by L.A. Meyer

1. Bloody Jack
2. Curse Of the Blue Tattoo
3. Under the Jolly Rodger
4. In the Belly of the Bloodhound
5. Mississippi Jack
6. My Bonny Light Horseman
7. Rapture if the Deep
8. The Wake of the Lorelei Lee